And you thought wine and cunnilingus was just that? It's time to get laid, baby

The wind lifted the girls' skirts, and the butts lifted all the dicks around

On the first date, I drank wine, and I was like, "Oh, make me cum, I'm not myself

While I was helping my friend take intimate photos, my dick got hard

What's there to think about - you gave me a cocktail, it's time to go to the park and suck my dick

You showed up drunk from your friend's house? Here's your dick, apologize